I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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