i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
