Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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