Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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