the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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