So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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