i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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