How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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