i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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