The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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