you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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