Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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