all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Randomize
