If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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