Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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