i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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