Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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