I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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