you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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