I'm gonna have a badass scar
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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