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I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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