She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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