Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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