You're completely useless in the revolution.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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