Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
