Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize