Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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