Got a toothbrush?
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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