normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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