You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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