Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Drunk is not a location!
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