Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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