Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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