I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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