Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
