how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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