You're completely useless in the revolution.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Randomize
