I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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