Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
