You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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