then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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