I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
