batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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