my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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