tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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