Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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