Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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