i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Randomize
