talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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