Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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