I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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