btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
