your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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