i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just want nice things and good sex
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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