at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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