we're blogging at a bar
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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