yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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