i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
MIDGETS
????
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize
