the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you inspire me to be a worse person
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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