you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
try to milk me bitch
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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